- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.