- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

a man checks his mypsace

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Error 37.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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