- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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