- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What would u like to drink?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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