- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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