- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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