- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Anyone can post anything.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

you see theres this guy.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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