- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

what are three short words? i a am

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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