- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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