Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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