What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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