Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

this website is a bad joke

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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