roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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one of the idiot

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Penis

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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nice tits.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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