I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Asians.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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