What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

woman's rights

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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