- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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