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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Caramel Boing.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Daniel is a fag