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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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