This is not a joke.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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penis

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Hey

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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