- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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