What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Niall Horan

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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