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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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