- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Women's Soccer.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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