- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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