- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Women's rights

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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