Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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