Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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