- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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