- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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