- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I have an idea! You leave.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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