Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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how do you win a game try your best

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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