What do you call an blank test? an F

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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autistic kids rock

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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