What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why? Because.

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