Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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