- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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