- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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