- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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