When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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