- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Where can I apply for janitor school?

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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