- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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