Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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