What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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