- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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