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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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