What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Women's rights

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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