- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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