- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??