John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

masturbating on a tarc bus

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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