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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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