Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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