A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Hi what I lug you

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Sixty... eight

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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