- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

this website is a bad joke

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call an blank test? an F

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