What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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