why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Canada

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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