Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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