- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Pickles

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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