How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

roses are red violets are indigo

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

The WPGA tour

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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