- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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