Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

poopy is poopy

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Chlamydia

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

swag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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