A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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