- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

knock knock!? . . No.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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