- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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