Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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