whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Robin, get in the batmobile

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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