Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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