- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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