- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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