What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Daniel is a fag

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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