- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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