- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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