What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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