- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Women's rights

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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