What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

This is not funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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