Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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