Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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