- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

I went to school. Then I came home.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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