- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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