- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

this website is a bad joke

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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