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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Golf.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once upon a time a was born

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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